i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
(Source: rivercourts, via commandocats)
Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
Jesus fucking Christ.
(via commandocats)
Attend college
Attend colleg
Attend colle
Attend coll
Attend col
Attend co
Attend con
Attend conc
Attend conce
Attend concer
Attend concert
Attend concerts
(via commandocats)
It was books that kept me from taking my own life after I thought I could never love anyone, never be loved again. It was books that made me feel that perhaps I was not completely alone. They could be honest with me, and I with them.
Will Herondale, Clockwork Prince (via northstrongandfree)
Realm of the Pyros: Does Cassie Clare Have Something Against Blonde Chicks????
**SPOILER ALERT**
Like, seriously, the only blonde /fair/silver haired Shadowhunter women I remember were Imogen and Madeleine and they both GOT DEAD. Camille, the vamp and Magnus’s ex, gets nothing but crap (captured by the Shadowhunters and imprisoned in the Sanctuary, kidnapped by Lillith)….
